Parents, let’s be real: We can only hear “Banana…banana who?” a few more times before we ban knock-knock jokes forever. However, as parents we want the best for our children, and that involves jokes. Jokes are the ultimate break from reality, so whether you need a giggle in the car, or your children are having a hard time getting out the door during your morning routine, you just might need a knock-knock joke. Check out these knock-knock jokes and start to freshen up your family’s material!
25 Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Ghost says ‘who’?
NO! A ghost says ‘boo!’
A door is between me and you, could you please open up?
What are you so excited about?
Aw, what are you crying for?!
Anita drink of water!
No, car go “beep, beep.”
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Kenya feel the love tonight?
Interrupting cow wh-
No, no, just a doctor.
Really? You’re a shoe?
It’s pronounced “Idaho”.
No thanks, but I’d take a peanut if you have it!
Let us in, it’s freezing out here!
Just in the neighborhood and wanted to stop by!
Dishes the police, open up!
Butter be quick, I need to pee!
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Donut ask me, it’s a secret.
Amanda fix the doorbell.
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…
Sherlock your door a lot.
Laughter Is Contagious
There you have it, parents. You are now prepared to go toe-to-toe with any tiny comedians who live in your home. But beware-children’s imaginations run constantly, and they may just get creative and make up some of their own jokes! Laughter is contagious, healing, and boosts the mood of everyone who is participating. While these jokes may be silly or even corny, what matters is the love that goes into creating them, and the laughter that comes out.
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