{"id":57069,"date":"2021-12-03T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-03T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/65-kids-christmas-jokes-to-bring-holiday-cheer-this-year\/"},"modified":"2021-12-03T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T08:00:00","slug":"65-kids-christmas-jokes-to-bring-holiday-cheer-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/de\/65-kids-christmas-jokes-to-bring-holiday-cheer-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"65 Kids\u2019 Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"babyh-3831992093\" class=\"babyh-topleft babyh-entity-placement\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.interserver.net\/r\/411851\" aria-label=\"EBIKES\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES.webp\" alt=\"EBIKES\"  srcset=\"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES.webp 748w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES-300x201.webp 300w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES-110x75.webp 110w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 748px) 100vw, 748px\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\"  style=\"display: inline-block;\" \/><\/a><\/div><style scoped=\"scoped\">\n<p>\/* inline tdc_css att *\/<\/p>\n<p>.tdi_92{\nmargin-top:0px !important;\n}<\/p>\n<\/style>\n<style scoped=\"scoped\">\n\/* custom css *\/\n.tdb_single_content{\n                  margin-bottom: 0;\n                  *zoom: 1;\n                }.tdb_single_content:before,\n                .tdb_single_content:after{\n                  display: table;\n                  content: '';\n                  line-height: 0;\n                }.tdb_single_content:after{\n                  clear: both;\n                }.tdb_single_content .tdb-block-inner &gt; 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Your kiddos will be laughing through the season when you put kids\u2019 Christmas jokes in their lunch boxes from now until winter break. You could even have a kids\u2019 Christmas joke countdown to track how many days until Christmas. <\/p>\n<p>Humor helps children develop a sense of imagination. When children are young, humor can come from the simple act of putting a coat on upside down. Embrace the fun. Humor teaches children to enjoy life with spontaneity, not taking themselves too seriously as they grow up. So, this Christmas season start a new tradition with hot cocoa and laughter. Laugh your way through December as you deck the halls with some very funny kids\u2019 Christmas jokes.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_17 counter-hierarchy counter-decimal ez-toc-white\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\">Table of Contents<\/p><div id=\"babyh-1782346246\" class=\"babyh-test-placement-from-wizard-678377226 babyh-entity-placement\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.interserver.net\/r\/411851\" aria-label=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"  srcset=\"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg 1800w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-800x533.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\"   \/><\/a><\/div><div id=\"babyh-2177208256\" class=\"babyh-test-placement-from-wizard-3612799500 babyh-entity-placement\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.interserver.net\/r\/411851\" aria-label=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"  srcset=\"http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg 1800w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-800x533.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\"   \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\"><i class=\"ez-toc-glyphicon ez-toc-icon-toggle\"><\/i><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><\/nav>\n<\/div>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Kids_Christmas_Jokes_About_Santa_Claus\"><\/span><strong>Kids\u2019 Christmas Jokes About Santa Claus <\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMTAlMkZjaHJpc3RtYXMtam9rZXMtc2FudGEuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-267882\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 2 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Who better to crack a few jokes about then jolly old St. Nicholas. Santa Claus with his red furry outfit and the magical bag is the perfect target for a few kids\u2019 Christmas jokes. Don\u2019t worry. All these kids\u2019 Christmas jokes will keep the twinkle in Santa\u2019s eye and you on the nice list. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause<\/p>\n<p>Why doesn\u2019t Santa have to pay to park his sleigh? It\u2019s always on the house.<\/p>\n<p>Who delivers presents to pets? Santa paws.<\/p>\n<h5>Read More: 10 Original and Entertaining Christmas Party Games<\/h5>\n<p>Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him.<\/p>\n<p>How much does it cost to run Santa\u2019s sleigh? Eight bucks, or 9 if the weather is bad.<\/p>\n<p>What did Santa say when his sleigh broke? Oh, deer.<\/p>\n<p>Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snowbank.<\/p>\n<p>Why is one of Santa\u2019s reindeer in trouble? Because he was<em> RUDE-olph<\/em>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMDI0IDE1MzYiIHdpZHRoPSIxMDI0IiBoZWlnaHQ9IjE1MzYiIGRhdGEtdT0iaHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZkYWlseW1vbS5jb20lMkZwb3J0YWwlMkZ3cC1jb250ZW50JTJGdXBsb2FkcyUyRjIwMjElMkYxMCUyRnNhbnRhLWpva2VzLmpwZWciIGRhdGEtdz0iMTAyNCIgZGF0YS1oPSIxNTM2IiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-268572\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 3 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Why was Santa\u2019s helper so sad? Because he had low \u201celf esteem.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.<\/p>\n<p>How will you know that Santa is in the room? You can sense his presents.<\/p>\n<p>What has two arms, nine heads, and 34 legs? Santa Claus and his reindeers.<\/p>\n<p>How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one \u2013 after that it\u2019s not empty anymore<\/p>\n<p>Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the toys are!<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Kids_Christmas_Jokes_To_Make_Reindeer_Fly\"><\/span><strong>Kids<\/strong>\u2018<strong> Christmas Jokes To Make Reindeer Fly<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMTAlMkZyZWluZGVlci5qcGciIGRhdGEtdz0iMTIwMCIgZGF0YS1oPSI4MDAiIGRhdGEtYmlwPSIiPjwvc3ZnPg==\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-268517\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 4 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Now it\u2019s not nice to call reindeer names for any reason, but quality kids\u2019 Christmas jokes about reindeer might just make you go down in history. Let\u2019s give these reindeer jokes four hoofs up as we try to make the little ones laugh and giggle this holiday season.<\/p>\n<p>How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He refers to his calen-<em>deer<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Why didn\u2019t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.<\/p>\n<p>What do reindeer have that nothing else can have? Baby reindeer.<\/p>\n<p>What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis.<\/p>\n<p>Why do Santa\u2019s reindeer fly? Because they can\u2019t drive.<\/p>\n<p>Why are reindeer so cold at Christmas? Because it\u2019s in Decembrrrrr.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMTAlMkZyZWluZGVlcjIuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-268518\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 5 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>What happened when Rudolph ate rotten food? He got Reindiarrhea.<\/p>\n<p>Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? Because they are <em>rain<\/em> deer.<\/p>\n<p>What do reindeer eat for breakfast? Deerios.<\/p>\n<p>Why do Dasher and Dancer take so many coffee breaks? They are Santa\u2019s \u201cStar\u201d Bucks.<\/p>\n<p>Where do the reindeer like to stop for ice cream? Deery Queen.<\/p>\n<p>When should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When it\u2019s a baby reindeer.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Kids_Christmas_Jokes_in_Elf_Proportions\"><\/span><strong>Kids Christmas Jokes in Elf Proportions<\/strong><strong><\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMTAlMkZlbGYtam9rZXMuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-268519\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 6 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Santa\u2019s elves keep the North Pole running smoothly by making the toys and packing the sleigh. When you picture hundreds, maybe thousands, of tiny magical elves running a giant toy shop it begs for a few kids\u2019 Christmas jokes but in elf proportions.<\/p>\n<p>What is an elf\u2019s favorite sport? North-pole vaulting.<\/p>\n<p>What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf.<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.<\/p>\n<h5>Read More: Cooking With Children: 3 Must-Have Recipes This Holiday Season<\/h5>\n<p>What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread.<\/p>\n<p>What does an elf work on after school? His gnomework.<\/p>\n<p>What was the elf\u2019s favorite book? Stuart Little.<\/p>\n<p>How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.<\/p>\n<p>What do elves learn in school? <em>The Elf-abet!<\/em><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped\">\n<ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\">\n<li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\">\n<figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMDI0IDE1MzYiIHdpZHRoPSIxMDI0IiBoZWlnaHQ9IjE1MzYiIGRhdGEtdT0iaHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZkYWlseW1vbS5jb20lMkZwb3J0YWwlMkZ3cC1jb250ZW50JTJGdXBsb2FkcyUyRjIwMjElMkYxMCUyRmVsZi1qb2tlczIuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEwMjQiIGRhdGEtaD0iMTUzNiIgZGF0YS1iaXA9IiI+PC9zdmc+\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Elf Jokes2\" data-id=\"268520\" class=\"wp-image-268520\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 7 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\">\n<figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMDI0IDE1MzYiIHdpZHRoPSIxMDI0IiBoZWlnaHQ9IjE1MzYiIGRhdGEtdT0iaHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZkYWlseW1vbS5jb20lMkZwb3J0YWwlMkZ3cC1jb250ZW50JTJGdXBsb2FkcyUyRjIwMjElMkYxMCUyRmVsZi1qb2tlczMuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEwMjQiIGRhdGEtaD0iMTUzNiIgZGF0YS1iaXA9IiI+PC9zdmc+\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Elf Jokes3\" data-id=\"268522\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/elf-jokes3.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/?attachment_id=268522\" class=\"wp-image-268522\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 8 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/figure>\n<p>What kind of money do elves use to buy things? Jingle bills.<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a rich elf? Welfy.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? Because it had the drum sticks.<\/p>\n<p>Who sings \u201cBlue Christmas\u201d on a toy guitar? Elfis.<\/p>\n<p>What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk? Jingle smells.<\/p>\n<p>What do elves play during the summer? Little League baseball.<\/p>\n<p>What was the elf\u2019s summer job? Short order cook.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Kids_Christmas_Jokes_to_Make_Snowmen_Dance_Around\"><\/span><strong>Kids\u2019 Christmas Jokes to Make Snowmen Dance Around<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1170\" height=\"780\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMTcwIDc4MCIgd2lkdGg9IjExNzAiIGhlaWdodD0iNzgwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMTAlMkZjaHJpc3RtYXMtam9rZXMtc25vd21hbi5qcGciIGRhdGEtdz0iMTE3MCIgZGF0YS1oPSI3ODAiIGRhdGEtYmlwPSIiPjwvc3ZnPg==\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-267883\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 9 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Watching Dad shake like a bowl full of jelly when the kiddos share jokes about snowmen makes the holiday season brighter. Kids\u2019 Christmas jokes make the world as magical as an old top hat.<\/p>\n<p>What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.<\/p>\n<p>Why was the snowman frustrated? All he could smell was carrots.<\/p>\n<p>What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.<\/p>\n<p>Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank.<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.<\/p>\n<h5>Read More: Proof Santa is Real: 5 Ideas to Prove Santa Was Here<\/h5>\n<p>What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.<\/p>\n<p>What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party? A Snowball.<\/p>\n<p>What does Frosty eat for lunch? Ice-bergers.<\/p>\n<p>What did the police officer say when he thought he saw Frosty the Snowman stealing? Freeze!<\/p>\n<p>What did Frosty\u2019s girlfriend give him when she was angry with him? The cold shoulder.<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Christmas_Tree_Jokes_that_Really_Take_Root\"><\/span><strong>Christmas Tree Jokes that Really Take Root<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1536\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMDI0IDE1MzYiIHdpZHRoPSIxMDI0IiBoZWlnaHQ9IjE1MzYiIGRhdGEtdT0iaHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZkYWlseW1vbS5jb20lMkZwb3J0YWwlMkZ3cC1jb250ZW50JTJGdXBsb2FkcyUyRjIwMjElMkYxMCUyRmNocmlzdG1hcy10cmVlMi5qcGciIGRhdGEtdz0iMTAyNCIgZGF0YS1oPSIxNTM2IiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-268567\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 10 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Your children will fall on the floor laughing as you sip root beer cracking Christmas tree jokes and make plenty of tree puns.<\/p>\n<p>Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They drop all their needles.<\/p>\n<p>How can you identify a Christmas tree? By its bark \u2013 woof!<\/p>\n<p>How did the Christmas tree get in trouble? It was knotty.<\/p>\n<p>Why wouldn\u2019t the Christmas tree stand up? It had no legs.<\/p>\n<p>What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPhone? A pine-apple!<\/p>\n<p>What is a Christmas tree\u2019s favorite candy? Orna-mints!<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1537\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/christmas-jokes-1.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMDI0IDE1MzciIHdpZHRoPSIxMDI0IiBoZWlnaHQ9IjE1MzciIGRhdGEtdT0iaHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZkYWlseW1vbS5jb20lMkZwb3J0YWwlMkZ3cC1jb250ZW50JTJGdXBsb2FkcyUyRjIwMjElMkYxMCUyRmNocmlzdG1hcy10cmVlLTEuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEwMjQiIGRhdGEtaD0iMTUzNyIgZGF0YS1iaXA9IiI+PC9zdmc+\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Kids'-Christmas-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-268570\" title=\"65 Kids' Christmas Jokes to Bring Holiday Cheer This Year 11 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Who is a Christmas tree\u2019s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.<\/p>\n<p>What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Been nice gnawing you.<\/p>\n<p>What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he\u2019s a jolly good fellow, fir he\u2019s a jolly good fellow\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? It was feeling green.<\/p>\n<p>How are Christmas trees like blockbuster movies? They both have stars.<\/p>\n<p>What is the most frustrating thing about being a Christmas tree? Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.<\/p>\n<p>What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine\u2019s Day? They get all sappy.<\/p>\n<p>How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\" \/>\n<p>So, deck the halls and laugh your way through the holidays. Kids\u2019 Christmas jokes make everyone\u2019s holiday season just a little bit brighter. You know it\u2019s all about making memories. It\u2019s about the small stuff. And, when you start with humor, everything else is gravy.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">Sources: Fun Kids Jokes, Tiny Beans, Gathered Again, Reader\u2019s Digest<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">Photo Credits: Unsplash, Pixabay, Pexels<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\ud83d\udc96 <strong>NEWSLETTER:<\/strong> <strong>DAILY READS IN YOUR INBOX<\/strong> \ud83d\udc96<br \/>Sign up to receive our picks for the best things to do, see and buy so you can relax and focus on more important tasks!  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