{"id":56910,"date":"2021-10-05T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-05T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/50-halloween-jokes-perfect-for-your-trick-or-treaters\/"},"modified":"2021-10-05T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-10-05T07:00:00","slug":"50-halloween-jokes-perfect-for-your-trick-or-treaters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/de\/50-halloween-jokes-perfect-for-your-trick-or-treaters\/","title":{"rendered":"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"babyh-4005883608\" class=\"babyh-topleft babyh-entity-placement\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.interserver.net\/r\/411851\" aria-label=\"EBIKES\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES.webp\" alt=\"EBIKES\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES.webp 748w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES-300x201.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/EBIKES-110x75.webp 110w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 748px) 100vw, 748px\" width=\"500\" height=\"100\"  style=\"display: inline-block;\" \/><\/a><\/div><style scoped=\"scoped\">\n<p>\/* inline tdc_css att *\/<\/p>\n<p>.tdi_92{\nmargin-top:0px !important;\n}<\/p>\n<\/style>\n<style scoped=\"scoped\">\n\/* custom css *\/\n.tdb_single_content{\n                  margin-bottom: 0;\n                  *zoom: 1;\n                }.tdb_single_content:before,\n                .tdb_single_content:after{\n                  display: table;\n                  content: '';\n                  line-height: 0;\n                }.tdb_single_content:after{\n                  clear: both;\n                }.tdb_single_content .tdb-block-inner &gt; 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Your kiddos will be laughing throughout the month of October when you put Halloween jokes in their lunch boxes they can share with their ghoulish friends. <strong><em>Start each morning with your favorite hair-raising monster joke and end each night with a zombie zinger. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Laughter is a way to connect with family and friends. Encouraging your child\u2019s sense of humor as they grow helps them enjoy life with spontaneity, not taking themselves too seriously, and being able to think differently. If you have not been joking around with your children, what better time to start than the month of October.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZqb2tlLWtpZDIuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262790\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 2 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_17 counter-hierarchy counter-decimal ez-toc-white\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\">Table of Contents<\/p><div id=\"babyh-1948921426\" class=\"babyh-test-placement-from-wizard-678377226 babyh-entity-placement\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.interserver.net\/r\/411851\" aria-label=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg 1800w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-800x533.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\"   \/><\/a><\/div><div id=\"babyh-3673749945\" class=\"babyh-test-placement-from-wizard-3612799500 babyh-entity-placement\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.interserver.net\/r\/411851\" aria-label=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"USA NUTRITION IMPROVEMENTS\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled.jpg 1800w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.babyhealthandcare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/pexels-rodnae-productions-8523136-scaled-800x533.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\"   \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\"><i class=\"ez-toc-glyphicon ez-toc-icon-toggle\"><\/i><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><\/nav>\n<\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Monster_Size_Halloween_Jokes\"><\/span>Monster Size Halloween Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Halloween night is filled with creatures and monsters of all kinds. Scaring each other is part of Halloween fun. But, so is being silly. <em>It\u2019s time to do the Monster Mash with Frankenstein and the Boogeyman.<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn\u2019t seen each other for quite a while?<br \/><em>You gruesome!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s a monster\u2019s favorite play? <em>Romeo and Ghouliet.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What kind of monster is the best dancer? <em>The boogieman.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>Read More: 25 Brilliant Last Minute Halloween Costumes<\/h5>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZqb2tlLXB1bXBraW4uanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262859\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 3 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li>Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? <em>His ghoul friend.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What kind of monster loves to disco?<strong> <\/strong><em>The boogieman.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do monsters turn on in the summertime? <em>The scare conditioner<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>What is a monster\u2019s favorite snack food? <em>Ghoul Scout cookies<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>What did the critics say about Frankenstein\u2019s art project? <em>It\u2019s a monster piece.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What time is it when a huge monster sits on your car? <em>Time to get a new car.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers? <em>No, they eat the fingers separately.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZqb2tlcy51bnNwbGFzaDIuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262778\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 4 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Scary_Skeleton_Halloween_Jokes\"><\/span>Scary Skeleton Halloween Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Skeleton Halloween jokes are sure to tickle your child\u2019s funny bone. That\u2019s right the skinless, bone-chattering skeletons are ready to scare. Their bones may rattle and shake as your children\u2019s bellies laugh and quake.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why don\u2019t skeletons play music in church?&nbsp;<em>Because they have no organs.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do skeletons order at restaurants? <em>Spare ribs.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why are skeletons always so calm? <em>Because nothing gets under their skin<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>How do you make a skeleton laugh? <em>Tickle his funny bone.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do skeletons say before they begin dining? <em>Bone app\u00e9tit!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why didn\u2019t the skeleton go to prom? <em>He had no \u201cbody\u201d to go with him.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZnaG9zdDMuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262864\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 5 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Ghastly_Ghost_Halloween_Jokes\"><\/span>Ghastly Ghost Halloween Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>The scariest Halloween creature may actually be ghosts. The invisible apparitions have been known to leave you feeling cold. Be sure not to let your jokes put you out in the cold without any laughs.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why are ghosts so bad at lying?&nbsp;<em>Because you can see right through them<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>What kind of mistake does a ghost&nbsp;make?&nbsp;<em>A boo-boo<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Why did the ghost go into the bar? <em>For the Boos.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why did the ghost starch his sheet? <em>He wanted everyone scared stiff.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>Read More: 31 Scary Good and Super Easy Halloween Treats<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? <em>You sure are Boo-tiful!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why was the baby ghost sad? <em>He wanted his mummy!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s a ghost\u2019s favorite dessert? <em>I scream.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? <em>Bootiques.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do ghosts use to wash their hair? <em>ShamBoo!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why don\u2019t ghost like rain? <em>It dampens their spirits.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZqb2tlLWtpZC5qcGciIGRhdGEtdz0iMTIwMCIgZGF0YS1oPSI4MDAiIGRhdGEtYmlwPSIiPjwvc3ZnPg==\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262789\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 6 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Marvelous_Mummy_Halloween_Jokes\"><\/span><strong>Marvelous Mummy Halloween Jokes<\/strong><strong><\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Don\u2019t get wrapped up in the details when trying to remember your favorite mummy Halloween jokes. It\u2019s all about the delivery. For added fun, have your oldest child or your spouse wrap you in toilet paper as a mummy in the morning to greet the children for breakfast and laughter.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why don\u2019t mummies have friends? <em>Because they\u2019re too wrapped up in themselves.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? <em>It\u2019ll keep it under wraps.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why don\u2019t mummies take vacations? <em>They\u2019re afraid they\u2019ll relax and unwind.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What is a mummy\u2019s favorite kind of music? <em>Wrap music.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What type of food do mummies like? <em>Chicken wraps.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why was the mummy so tense? <em>He was all wound up<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1227\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMDI0IDEyMjciIHdpZHRoPSIxMDI0IiBoZWlnaHQ9IjEyMjciIGRhdGEtdT0iaHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZkYWlseW1vbS5jb20lMkZwb3J0YWwlMkZ3cC1jb250ZW50JTJGdXBsb2FkcyUyRjIwMjElMkYwOSUyRnZhbXBpcmUuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEwMjQiIGRhdGEtaD0iMTIyNyIgZGF0YS1iaXA9IiI+PC9zdmc+\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262865\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 7 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Vicious_Vampire_Halloween_Jokes\"><\/span><strong>Vicious Vampire Halloween Jokes<\/strong><strong><\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>When sharing your favorite vampire Halloween jokes, be sure to have a set of colorful, plastic vampire teeth in your mouth. Then announce, <strong><em>\u201cI \u2018vant\u2019 to suck your blood,\u201d<\/em><\/strong> and proceed with jokes so funny you will wear your vampire teeth all day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?&nbsp;<em>Frostbite.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>How did the vampire race finish?&nbsp;<em>Neck and neck.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?&nbsp;<em>He starts coffin<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Where does Dracula keep his money? <em>In a blood bank.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What is a vampire\u2019s favorite fruit? <em>A blood orange.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>How can you tell vampires love baseball? <em>They turn into bats every night.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZqb2tlLXdpdGNoMi5qcGciIGRhdGEtdz0iMTIwMCIgZGF0YS1oPSI4MDAiIGRhdGEtYmlwPSIiPjwvc3ZnPg==\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262861\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 8 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Wacky_Wicked_Witch_Halloween_Jokes\"><\/span>Wacky, Wicked Witch Halloween Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Witches cast spells and make magic. They fly on broomsticks. Some are beautiful and some are hideous. But all witches are intriguing, mysterious creatures. Be sure to grab your favorite witch\u2019s hat or paint a wart on your nose, when you share wacky, wicked witch Halloween jokes with your family.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What do you call two witches who live together? <em>Broom-mates<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Why do witches wear name tags? <em>So, they will know which witch is which.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why don\u2019t angry witches ride their brooms? <em>They\u2019re afraid of flying off the handle.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>Read More: Tips, Tricks &amp; Treats for Great Halloween Photos<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>What happened to the naughty witch at school? <em>She was ex-spelled.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What did the tired witch do? <em>She sat down for a spell.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s a witch\u2019s favorite subject? <em>Spelling.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Why does a witch wear a black pointed hat? <em>To keep her head warm, of course.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZKb2tlczMuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Jokes3\" class=\"wp-image-262867\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 9 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Haunted_Halloween_Jokes\"><\/span>Haunted Halloween Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>For most, Halloween is about the candy and the costumes. But for some, it is about scares, while for others it simply is about haunted Halloween jokes. Jokes that will bring groans and moans from your little goblins.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Did you hear about the untidy cemetery?&nbsp;<em>You wouldn\u2019t want to be caught dead in there<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>What type of plants do well on All Hallow\u2019s Eve? <em>Bam-BOO!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do you call a haunted chicken? <em>A poultry-geist.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do birds say on Halloween? <em>Twick or Tweet.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do you call a fat pumpkin? A <em>plumpkin.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? <em>Pumpkin Pi<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZ6b21iaWUuanBnIiBkYXRhLXc9IjEyMDAiIGRhdGEtaD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLWJpcD0iIj48L3N2Zz4=\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Zombie\" class=\"wp-image-262862\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 10 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Zombie_Zingers\"><\/span><strong>Zombie Zingers<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Sometimes known as a Dad joke, Zombie zingers are sure to make eyes go rolling. It does not take much thought to come up with a good zombie brain joke. In fact, it takes no brains at all.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why did the zombie decide to stay in his coffin?&nbsp;<em>He felt rotten.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>What do you call a zombie who\u2019s eating brains? A no-brainer<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li><em>Why do zombies prefer to eat straight-A students? Because they have big brains<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>Read More: Halloween Hacks For Baby\u2019s First Halloween<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li><span>What did the zombie say before his fight? <\/span><em>Do you want a piece of me?<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat? <em>LIFE Savers!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What did one zombie say to the other zombie while eating a comedian? <em>This tastes funny!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>What is black, white, and dead all over? <em>A zombie in a tuxedo.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>When do zombies go to sleep? <em>When they are dead tired.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/dailymom.com\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Halloween-pin.jpg\" data-pin-description=\"\" data-pin-title=\"\" data-pin-id=\"\" src=\"denied:data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciIHZpZXdCb3g9IjAgMCAxMjAwIDgwMCIgd2lkdGg9IjEyMDAiIGhlaWdodD0iODAwIiBkYXRhLXU9Imh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZGFpbHltb20uY29tJTJGcG9ydGFsJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYyMDIxJTJGMDklMkZwdW1wa2luLmpwZyIgZGF0YS13PSIxMjAwIiBkYXRhLWg9IjgwMCIgZGF0YS1iaXA9IiI+PC9zdmc+\" data-spai=\"1\" alt=\"Daily-Mom-Parent-Portal-Halloween-Jokes\" class=\"wp-image-262868\" title=\"50+ Halloween Jokes Perfect for Your Trick-or-Treaters 11 Daily Mom Parents Portal\" \/><\/figure>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\" \/>\n<p>When in doubt, if you can\u2019t remember a good Halloween joke to lighten the mood. <strong><em>You can chant: Trick-or-Treat, Smell My Feet, Give Me Something Good to Eat.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\ud83d\udc96 <strong>NEWSLETTER:<\/strong> <strong>DAILY READS IN YOUR INBOX<\/strong> \ud83d\udc96<br \/>Sign up to receive our picks for the best things to do, see and buy so you can relax and focus on more important tasks!  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